News

The big news right now is that I've started filming my first humorous documentary. I can't go into all the details right now, but here's a hint: I just finished a month-long fast-food diet and lost 12 pounds. Somebody once ate at McDonald's for a month and gained 25 pounds ... does this sound familiar? Just one little problem with that film: if the guy actually followed his self-proclaimed rules, then the numbers don't add up. You can't consume 5,000 calories a day -- including a pound of sugar -- if you're following those rules.

So my film will be discussing the rather large helpings of b.s. served up in that film (one could almost call the b.s. "Super Sized"), as well as looking into the real reasons so many Americans are becoming fat. (Are you sitting down right now? Have you been sitting all day? Were you sitting down while some guy named Miguel mowed your lawn this morning? That's one of the reasons.)